Men’s Hair Quotes That Will Entertain, Enlighten and Inspire Your Next Hairstyle

Gentlemen, understand the vital importance of having the right hairstyle, haircut or beard shape. Our hair and how we wear it is a part of our personality, our style, our interests and our beliefs.


The right hairstyle can empower us, give us additional swag, bestow us with a fresh, invigorated mindset, and put simply: make us look or feel better than we ever have before.

Saying that, if you need a little help asking for the perfect haircut, check out our glossary of hair terms - and use it the next time you’re in the barber’s chair.

In the meantime, to entertain, amaze, dazzle, delight and give you the burst of inspiration you may need to decide on that next game-changing ‘do, here are 20 hand-picked hair quotes for your reading pleasure.


“You're only as good as your last haircut.” - Fran Lebowitz


“A halfway decent haircut will go a long way!” - G-Easy



"I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. " - David James Elliott


"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." - Sam Ewing



"I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place, and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky." - Chandler Riggs


"I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!" - R.L Stine

"Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that?"  - Win Butler


"I'll always have my fan base. I know my actual fans are rockin' with me even when my haircut was messed up. They're never gonna leave." - Kyle

"Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!" - Davy Jones


"You see those guys wearing baggy pants, descendants of the parachute pants, wearing an odd, weird Frankenstein haircut. It all comes out of Peter Lorre." - Allen Ginsberg



“Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind… All you have to do is look neat when you have to look neat.” – Hedy Lamarr


“Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he’s got it all.” – James Brown


“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.” – Larry David


“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.” – Jim Morrison



"Growing up in Dumfries, I got no sun - I spent all my time in my room making records. When I came to America, it made me recognise the benefits of sunlight. Oh, and I also got a good haircut. I used to have a terrible haircut." - Calvin Harris


"Getting married is a good time to reevaluate all of your relationships. Have you had the same haircut since seventh grade? Have you found products that work for your skin? You need time to experiment." - Jonathan Van Ness



“My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it (**link to bowlcut article**).” - Chili Davis


"It's definitely longer than the buzz cut you see most of the time in the federal government. I would pale in comparison to rock and rollers with my haircut. I would be a lightweight." - Bill Chilton


In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh, you've got to get a different haircut and move to the suburbs and act, like, 35.' - Julian Casablancas


"So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that?" - Tom Brady

Guys, we hope you’ve enjoyed our hair quotes and if nothing else,  we hope they’ve served to amuse you for a little while.

But, if these hair quotes have indeed inspired you to try a brand new hairstyle, check out the Con Moto range and find your perfect pomade.

Jason Speziale